Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Answer: Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.
Answer: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Answer: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood
Answer: So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Answer: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
Answer: He must have taught everything you know.

Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Answer: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult: You make me want to puke.
Answer: You make me think somebody already did.

Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Answer: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Answer: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Answer: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Answer: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!
Answer: You run THAT fast?

Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Answer: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
Answer: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Answer: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Swordmaster: If your brother is like you, better to marry a pig.
Answer: You make me think somebody already did.

Swordmaster: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Answer: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Swordmaster: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Answer: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Swordmaster: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Answer: Why, did you want to borrow one?

Swordmaster: Every word you say to me is stupid.
Answer: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Swordmaster: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Answer: So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Swordmaster: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Answer: You run THAT fast?

Swordmaster: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Answer: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Swordmaster: My tongue is sharper than any sword!
Answer: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Swordmaster: Only once I have met such a coward!
Answer: He must have taught everything you know.

Swordmaster: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.
Answer: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Swordmaster: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Answer: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Swordmaster: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Answer: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Swordmaster: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Answer: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Swordmaster: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Answer: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Swordmaster: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Answer: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Swordmaster: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Answer: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?